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Candy Canes- Part Five“You know what the hardest thing to do on Christmas Eve is, Ferb? Fall asleep.”
Ferb nodded in agreement.
Perry found falling asleep very hard indeed when Phineas kept talking. He rolled onto his side and gave a sigh.
“Are you excited, Perry?” Phineas asked.
“Of course. I love Christmas. Hopefully Doofenshmirtz won’t have cooked up some crazy scheme and I can stay home all day.”
“We’d better sleep.” Phineas said. “Otherwise Santa won’t come.”
They fell silent. Perry closed his eyes.
“Armpit.” Ferb said matter-of-factly.
Phineas burst into laughter. &ldqu
Fight Or Flight- Part Five"And, always remember, kids, Carlos the caring clown sets things right by caring and sharing!"
Perry stretched his aching arms. "I thought that would never end. Pure torture."
"Only the children's channels are on in the mornings." Gary said.
Gary the gander had come to sit with Perry after Monogram had fed him. Perry knew Monogram was hoping Gary could talk Perry into remembering something.
But Perry didn't even remember who Gary was.
"I heard you lost your memory." Gary said.
"You heard correctly."
"So you have no idea who I am?"
"All I know is your name."
"Good. Er… you didn't like me."
"What did you do?" Perry narrowed his e
On The Run- Part Ten"What… why are you here?" Prince demanded.
"I decided to tag along in case you couldn't do your job." Rex said, sticking his handgun back in his belt. "Good thing I did."
Prince looked down at Perry. She couldn't react in front of Rex.
"Is that something you do, usually?" Rex asked. "Have little chats with the knowers? Tell them all our secrets?"
"He wouldn't have ratted us out." Prince said, in spite of herself.
"Sure he wouldn't have." Rex said.
"I trust him." Prince growled.
"You trusted him." Rex said, smiling cruelly.
Prince looked at Perry again. It couldn't be. Her eyes searched him, hoping desperately for some flicker o
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If you look through my favorites, you will find different things.
I favorite things not because I can. I favorite them because they mean something to me. If I don't like them enough, I don't favorite them. That doesn't mean I'm being unfair or I don't like someone's art. An incredibly beautiful picture can have a negative impact just as what would be considered an ugly picture can have a positive impact.
You could draw a beautiful image. If it doesn't speak to me, then I acknowledge it and move on.
People favorite what they like.
If you're going to punish or shun people for doing so, then shame on you.
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Gollum the Former Hobbit

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Gollum the Former Hobbit


You know Merry, and Pippin, and Frodo, and Samwise,
Bilbo, and Fatty, and old Gaffer Hamfast.
But do you recall
The most creepy (ex) Hobbit of all?

Gollum, the former Hobbit,
Has some very grey-green skin.
And if you ever saw him,
You might think he was too thin.
All of the other Hobbits,
Used to point and run away.
They sent away poor Smeagol
To never see the light of day.

Then one dark and creepy time,
Bilbo came to say:
“Gollum, with your eyes so bright,
I’m gonna steal your ring tonight!”

Then how the dwarves loved him,
But Gollum was furious.
“Bilbo, you stupid fat Hobbit!
You have stole our precious!”
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OK... I was looking through my old song parodies, and I came upon this one... which I had completely forgotten about...

This is a parody of "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer"... and it's about Gollum... and I think I wrote it in May of 2005, but it might have been earlier... I quite like it! ^_^

Anyway, read and comment! ^_^ I likes comments! :D
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~Calamity-Coyote Apr 6, 2013  Student Artist
This is genius! :clap:
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~Leaviel Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol. I'm glad you like it. XD
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Mood: Humor ~LittleDiggles Apr 2, 2011
Favourite verse? The last one ;D
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~Auggusst Jan 18, 2011   General Artist
xDDD
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~Leaviel Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
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~Janna-Hawkins Mar 5, 2009  Student Digital Artist
nice! I'm gonna sing this to my sis who's in love with Gollum. Seriously she is! :D
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~Leaviel Mar 5, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
:D another one?! I have a friend named Emily who used to go around saying (and she probably still would) that Gollum is the true hero of Middle Earth.
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~Janna-Hawkins Mar 6, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Ugh my sis tries to kiss the screen when he's on it :/
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~Leaviel Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
hahahahahahahaaa! :rofl: that's hilarious!!!! :XD:
...and kinda weird... (which is saying a lot coming from me)
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~Janna-Hawkins Mar 9, 2009  Student Digital Artist
yeah and kinda gross too...especially if you're the one who has to clean the screen afterwards!
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