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Gollum the Former Hobbit


You know Merry, and Pippin, and Frodo, and Samwise,
Bilbo, and Fatty, and old Gaffer Hamfast.
But do you recall
The most creepy (ex) Hobbit of all?

Gollum, the former Hobbit,
Has some very grey-green skin.
And if you ever saw him,
You might think he was too thin.
All of the other Hobbits,
Used to point and run away.
They sent away poor Smeagol
To never see the light of day.

Then one dark and creepy time,
Bilbo came to say:
“Gollum, with your eyes so bright,
I’m gonna steal your ring tonight!”

Then how the dwarves loved him,
But Gollum was furious.
“Bilbo, you stupid fat Hobbit!
You have stole our precious!”
OK... I was looking through my old song parodies, and I came upon this one... which I had completely forgotten about...

This is a parody of "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer"... and it's about Gollum... and I think I wrote it in May of 2005, but it might have been earlier... I quite like it! ^_^

Anyway, read and comment! ^_^ I likes comments! :D
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:iconcalamity-coyote:
Calamity-Coyote Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student Artist
This is genius! :clap:
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol. I'm glad you like it. XD
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LittleDiggles Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2011
Favourite verse? The last one ;D
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Auggusst Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
xDDD
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
:iconimhappyplz:
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Janna-Hawkins Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2009  Student Digital Artist
nice! I'm gonna sing this to my sis who's in love with Gollum. Seriously she is! :D
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
:D another one?! I have a friend named Emily who used to go around saying (and she probably still would) that Gollum is the true hero of Middle Earth.
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Janna-Hawkins Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Ugh my sis tries to kiss the screen when he's on it :/
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
hahahahahahahaaa! :rofl: that's hilarious!!!! :XD:
...and kinda weird... (which is saying a lot coming from me)
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:iconjanna-hawkins:
Janna-Hawkins Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009  Student Digital Artist
yeah and kinda gross too...especially if you're the one who has to clean the screen afterwards!
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
O____o
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:iconjanna-hawkins:
Janna-Hawkins Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2009  Student Digital Artist
I know...shes just a bit crazy. LOL she'd probably be in Slytherin if she went to Hogwarts! :D
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
:XD: that's the one house I know I wouldn't be in! not because I'm not evil or anything, but because I have NO ambition. and I think I'm also too lazy to be in Ravenclaw... so I'd like to be in Gryffindor... at LEAST so I could stalk the twins! :D
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sunshinerosesnDEATH Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
this is epic
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
haha, thanks! :D
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elviella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2008
Hahahaha:) Gollum the Former Hobbit-Rudolf the red-nosed Reindeer:rofl:
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
:D
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:iconsvenly:
Svenly Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes! Amazing!
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
:D thankies!
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kyoultai Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
lol very cool xD
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
^_^ thanks!
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:icontyoltp:
TyoLTP Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2008
You win at life.
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
:D why thank you! ^_^
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Portal-girl Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
XD this is awesome!
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
thankies! ^_^
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BasementHeaven Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008
Tehehehe. A perfect description!
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
:D
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:iconmydaroga:
MyDaroga Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
It's a little out of season (Christmas songs in March, I ask you!), but lovely nonetheless!

Cheers!
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
:D teehee... you said "cheers"... ^_^

yeah... I was [link] and I thought I should put this up here... and I didn't want to wait 'till next Christmas to put it up...
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7PhoenixAshes Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
LAWL!

:D
:D
:D
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
indeed! ^_^
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:iconneko-dono:
Neko-dono Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
You = nerd.
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
:D yep!
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:iconneko-dono:
Neko-dono Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
Well, at least you admit it.
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
the first step is acceptance.
:D
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:iconneko-dono:
Neko-dono Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008
And the second step is indulgence!

... wait... that's not quite it.
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
:D nonsense! of COURSE it is! :D
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redmangos13 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
very nice ^^
this describes him perfectly!!
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
:D I'm quite proud of it! ^_^
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