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Gollum the Former Hobbit


You know Merry, and Pippin, and Frodo, and Samwise,
Bilbo, and Fatty, and old Gaffer Hamfast.
But do you recall
The most creepy (ex) Hobbit of all?

Gollum, the former Hobbit,
Has some very grey-green skin.
And if you ever saw him,
You might think he was too thin.
All of the other Hobbits,
Used to point and run away.
They sent away poor Smeagol
To never see the light of day.

Then one dark and creepy time,
Bilbo came to say:
“Gollum, with your eyes so bright,
I’m gonna steal your ring tonight!”

Then how the dwarves loved him,
But Gollum was furious.
“Bilbo, you stupid fat Hobbit!
You have stole our precious!”
OK... I was looking through my old song parodies, and I came upon this one... which I had completely forgotten about...

This is a parody of "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer"... and it's about Gollum... and I think I wrote it in May of 2005, but it might have been earlier... I quite like it! ^_^

Anyway, read and comment! ^_^ I likes comments! :D
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Calamity-Coyote Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student Artist
This is genius! :clap:
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol. I'm glad you like it. XD
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LittleDiggles Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2011
Favourite verse? The last one ;D
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Auggusst Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
xDDD
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
:iconimhappyplz:
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Janna-Hawkins Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2009  Student Digital Artist
nice! I'm gonna sing this to my sis who's in love with Gollum. Seriously she is! :D
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
:D another one?! I have a friend named Emily who used to go around saying (and she probably still would) that Gollum is the true hero of Middle Earth.
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Janna-Hawkins Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Ugh my sis tries to kiss the screen when he's on it :/
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
hahahahahahahaaa! :rofl: that's hilarious!!!! :XD:
...and kinda weird... (which is saying a lot coming from me)
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Janna-Hawkins Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009  Student Digital Artist
yeah and kinda gross too...especially if you're the one who has to clean the screen afterwards!
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